Party Naked

There was some kind of party, it was catered, and they picked a place that hadn't been used in a while. Dust was everywhere. It was a clothing optional party, and I was naked. I'm naked in so many of my dreams. Others were naked too, a few good looking ladies were naked as well. A friend from tpf was there, he was a groomsman in my wedding and we fish together a lot, used to before I got married. He seemed to be split into two people, one tpf and the other a pc programmer. I introduced the two and told them they have a lot in common, since they both like to fish. I mentioned that I really like fly fishing. One of them liked fly fishing and the other didn't.

Now I was tired of being naked and wanted to find my clothes. Most of the other naked people had by now gotten dressed. My clothes were in my friends car that I came with. I went out to find it but there were some guys changing a tire or something and I didn't want them to see me naked. I went back inside. Now I was getting very upset that I was still naked. I started to cover up with a towel but it wasn't big enough, plus everyone had been seeing me dangling out all evening and it seemed silly to cover up now. I took the towel outside and went to find that car, covering up what I could. I snuck around the parking garage but couldn't find it. It was gone. I went up to a balcony to look around, some girl was there, she had an apartment there. We talked about where my friends car might have gone. Then I noticed in her apartment was a box of photos from my friends car, she said she'd found it on the ground along with some wires, which she showed me. It looked like the car had been hotwired, and these wires were what was taken out. At the end of one of the wires was an ignition switch, I put the key in and it fit. So the car WAS stolen.

Then I'm with my friend outside and the police are returning the car, which is all blackened and burnt out. Now he's a friend from college and the car is his pride and joy, a 1965 mustang convertible. Now my friend has become Seinfeld and says meekly to the cops that the car seems a little blacker than before. Now the cop has become the librarian cop from an episode of Seinfeld and he's telling him that the car looks fine. My friend seems content and we sit in the blackened out shell and drive away.

Now I flash to another scene where I'm in a campground, still naked of course, and I have to go to the bathroom. I head off and find men's and women's facilities that open into eachother. I start using a toilet but then realize it's in the women's side and I'm afraid some woman might come in and get mad. I stop in mid-stream and go into the men's side and start up again but it's confusing where the actual toilet or urinal is and some guy is running water for a bath. I accidentally pee on several of them and they get mad, so I decide to leave and go back to the women's side to finish. Then some women see me and I believe they are getting turned on because I'm naked and they want to have sex with me.

The whole thing is just too much and I wake up.